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'Sorry Auntie Em! I was thinking of my girlfriend...'

DEFINITION: v. To "accidentally" kiss someone in a manner is that is far too intimate given the current state of your relationship. n. An inappropriate kiss.

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Cadvantagious

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: cad-van-TA-je-us

Sentence: Juniper couldn't help but wonder if her married boss was being cadvantagious when he hugged her at the office party and his hands traveled down her spine just a little too far.

Etymology: Cad + Advantagious

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Kisscalation

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: kiss-ka-la-shun

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Kissrape

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: kiss-rape

Sentence: I must not kissrape my teacher no matter how sexy i think she is. (:

Etymology: rape someone of his/her kiss

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Curiolips

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: cure-e-o-lips

Sentence: His case of Curiolips caused him to smooch his great grandma Leena.

Etymology: curious+lips

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Overintamesia

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: O-vur-inta-mEsha

Sentence: Fred was so horny he was omverintamesial with all of his cousins

Etymology: over + intimate + amnesia

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Oversmooch

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: oh-ver-smooch

Sentence: Dan realized he had oversmooched his Aunt Peg when he noticed his gum was missing.

Etymology: over (in excess) + smooch (kiss)

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Lizardface

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: Liz/Urd/Fay/Sse

Sentence: He was a real lizardface when it came to greeting his fellow family members!

Etymology: Lizard + Face

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Exorbitongue

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: ex-or-bee-tung

Sentence:

Etymology: exorbitant + tongue

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Slipdash

Created by: helanren

Pronunciation: My adolescent brother Tim has a tendency to act a bit slipdash as soon as he comes near any female

Sentence:

Etymology: slapdash and slip of the tongue

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Oopsculate

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: oops' kyoo layt

Sentence: Too drunk to tell the difference, Bob found himself in the middle of an oopsculating incident between his fiancee and the priest performing their wedding ceremony.

Etymology: Oops + Osculate

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Comments:

bjorn bjorn - 2006-11-29: 18:36:00
kisshap is good. tonguetried is pretty funny.

wordmeister - 2006-11-29: 21:11:00
Flukiss sounds like an STD